Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I rushed home from work today hoping to find a package on my front step. I pulled into my driveway peering about. It was no where to be seen. I went inside and busied myself with killing time, checked to tracking number online, read some forums, and spun my wheels in general. At about six I had a knock on my door, I was so startled and excited I stumbled over my words confirming my address and taking the package.

I set it on my bed and delayed opening it for a few minutes just to drum up the excitement I had felt driving home. I cut the tape off of the box and pulled the contents out one by one, a book about threesomes, a small pack of condoms, and the rabbit that was the main event.

I pulled it out of the packaging and washed it, eager to test it and begin the research for my review. I found some batteries and pop them in and waited wide eyed to press the wide recessed button on the base. I pressed it. Nothing happened. I pulled the batteries out, check I had the polarity straight, switched batteries, shook the toy. I was about to get very annoyed when the toy sprang to life with a strong buzz.

I crawled into bed to try it out and found it didn't fit my body perfectly, but it certainly did it's job. More later when I give it a second run.

Sunday, November 16, 2008


I just remembered I should link my onsite reviews and wish list here, so here you have it!
My Reviews

If anyone wants to buy me toys off my list I promise to write a nicely worded, fully detailed review on the item! o:)

Fuck or be Fucked.

Last night I was talking to my lover about what I want in a woman and when I mentioned that I want a woman who is truly interested in fucking another woman his slightly surprised comment was that he thought I wanted to be the "aggressor". I considered this and it's really not untrue at all.
When I fantasize about being with a woman I fantasize my hands on her, gripping her curves. Pulling her against me, my fingertips pressing gently into her hips and thighs, my hands firmly caressing her breasts. I picture her writhing on a bed beneath my attentions, or pressed against a wall clutching at my shoulders to keep her upright.
I do relish the prospect of fucking a woman, but I also strongly crave being fucked by a woman. Her hands pulling me against her body as she kisses me fiercely, her caresses teasing me almost to insanity. Her mouth against me as I grip the bedclothes and fight to remember to breathe.
Perhaps it's simplest to say I want to give as I get.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Choices, Choices...

I'm trying to pick a dress and it's turning out to be a tough choice.
I have two choices I'm wavering between.
Any votes?


I was attempting to use a toy that is not one in my regular rotation of favorites. It is not new, it just seems to get upstaged by new toys or old favorites. I slipped a condom over it (it's made of jelly which is porous and has harmful chemicals in it) and powered it to the lowest setting. I ran the toy over my clitoris and enjoyed the vibrations and nubs along the length. I began to use the toy for penetration, slowly pushing it inside me more with each thrust and turning the vibration up a bit. I woke up about an hour later to the buzz of the toy and my phone ringing. I suppose it wasn't worth staying awake for!
Bendables nubby swirl

Monday, November 10, 2008

Hello Interwebs

I have created this blog as an outlet. I am a sexual being, I happen to be a sexual being in a long distance relationship. This naturally causes no small amount of frustration for me so I find ways to maintain intimacy with my lover and keep myself and him satisfied.
As a result I spend about sixty hours a month on the phone and have a portion of my budget set aside for aides. My interest in sex toys started as curiosity with one cheap toy that didn't do much for me. At the time I was in a sexually unsatisfying relationship and I pursued finding a better made toy much suited to my desires. My second toy sparked the toy chest I now keep by my bed. I travel with my favorite toys and research the best features and safest materials and try to balance that with what I can afford to get.
Partially because of the expense of my collection I joined a review site. I wanted to help others expanding their arsenal of sexual aides choose the best toys they can to get their full value out of them. Also I hoped to become a seasoned reviewer and be paid to review new toys as they premier. I have now written a half dozen reviews and have a list of toys I need to review slowly building.
I consider myself very lucky to be able to maintain an active fulfilling sex life with my partner despite the great distance between us.
I hope to use this blog to brainstorm my comments on review toys before I write the final version, answer any questions about the toys I made run into, and shamelessly promote the amazing site I was lucky enough to stumble upon and join.

With that, here is my something pretty for the day, enjoy. J.